A Lagos-based musician, Lobaloba Ajanaku, has accused a yet-to-be-identified female officer of the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority of assaulting him for recording how she deflated the tyres of an Uber driver.
Ajanaku, in a post on his Instagram page, said he ordered an Uber and while the driver parked for him to get into the car, the officier deflated two of the tyres of the vehicle with an iron rod.
The musician noted that while he was recording the incident, the officer allegedly slapped him and tore his shirt, adding that he was made to sleep in police cell for two days and part with money before he was freed.
He wrote, “So, I will be telling you guys a story of how the Nigerian system has failed us again. I ordered my Uber as a normal civil Nigerian with rights; the Uber driver parked and this LASMA officer came and deflated two of his tyres with the iron deflator they carry about.
“The driver was so scared. I started getting pissed off because why would you just do that? I got down from the car and started recording on my phone but the LASMA officer, who happened to be a woman, slapped me, tore the shirt I was wearing and kept trying to collect my phone.
“So, I got angry and tried to get her off me, then the other officers started recording at this point. I was shirtless already when they started recording. They took me to the police station and deleted the videos I had on my own phone; they even deleted it from my recently deleted folder.
“At the end of the day, they locked me up and I just want to say that this woman made me sleep in jail for two days and they demanded money from me to treat the officer that got into physical argument with me and I had to pay the money, because they only had their evidence against me. Anyways, if you dey cell for two days, you will appreciate freedom Oloun.
“Is it the guys that are there for something they know nothing about like myself or the fact that I did not have my bath for two days? I was just in the cell thinking if heavenly CCTV could just let me show the police officers what the woman did to me initially #freedom.”
Calls put across to the Public Relations Officer, LASTMA, Olumide Filade, on Monday were not picked and a text message sent to his mobile telephone was not replied as of the time of filing this report.
President Muhammadu Buhari government has come under attack following the recent signing of the amended Deep Offshore Act.
Buhari signed the bill on Monday in London, stating that the amended Bill will generate at least $500m additional revenue for the Nigerian government
The Chief of Staff to the President, Malam Abba Kyari, was with him when he signed the Act.
This did not go down well with some Nigerians, as they posed questions about the function of the office of Vice President, Osinbajo.
According to them, Osinbajo should have signed the bill, rather than have Abba Kyari take a trip to London.
Here are some comments gathered by DAILY POST from Twitter:
@Aisha Yesufu “Is Muhammadu Buhari back in Nigeria? Did he cancel his private visit to London? Is he in London with his Chief of Staff while on private visit? Who’s paying? Did the CoS fly to meet him in London to get the bill assented? Why the heck do we have a Vice President?
@Gimbakakanda “You can no longer convince me that there’s no deliberate ploy to relegate and undermine @ProfOsinbajo ahead of 2023. This function in a foreign country could’ve been performed by the Vice President, as done in the past, if power had been handed over to him. This is bad optics.”
@_Muffasa “Osibanjo that has been relegated since, he himself knows it, but shame won’t let him resign from the comedy .”
@Ojogiwaso “Does the SGF has constitutional right to do the function? Does the President has constitutional rights to sign a bill while outside the shore of the country? Does the President has constitutional rights not to transcend power to his Vice while he will not exceed certain days 1.“
@Bardenkurmi “President Buhari has for the second time this year failed to empower the VP as acting President, knowing he will be away for 3 weeks. Abba Kyari now run a courier service between Abuja and London instead.”
@Iamswaga01 “Osinbande is already getting sidelined in that government.”
@Gabrielchima3 “Buhari signing an offshore bill in an offshore location, that’s perfect.”
@Mansur_ahmed “Abba Kyari took the bill to UK for him to sign, while VP academic is doing nothing here in Nigeria.”
@Amasyn99 “Assenting from UK vacation very absurd to my thinking. Buhari should learn how to transmit responsibility. This doesn’t make any sense.”
@Paulakioyamen “Is he not suppose to be on vacation? His Vice President Osinbajo is just as capable to assent to this bill. This is a picture that surpasseth all wisdom. Na wa oh.”
@Karovoni “In the past, Buhari would handover to Osinbajo, but now, his CoS is taking documents to him abroad to sign.”
@Tobymaribe1 “It’s unfortunate you as a young person posted this story. You should question why our government is run this way. Did Kyari travel with out tax payers money to London for a task that will take the Vice President two seconds to do?
@Iamswaga01 “From the UK? They took the document to him, when he can easily have handed over to Osinbande to do such job for him here. Nigeria is really on autopilot.”
Former Arsenal star, Charlie Nicholas has predicted some of this midweek’s UEFA Champions League fixtures.
Chelsea will take on Ajax at Stamford Bridge on Tuesday night, while Atalanta will tackle Manchester City on Wednesday in Italy.
Speaking with Sky Sports, Nicholas gave his predictions thus;
Chelsea vs Ajax: “We’ve seen a lot of what Ajax have done recently. They sold three or four key men in the summer and it makes them weaker, but it does not change their style or the manager’s philosophy. Chelsea wining there was a sensational result, but there is not much between the two sides.
“I still feel there are a few hiccups along the way. You cannot bully Ajax with the ball, but you can without it. Chelsea will want to get the technical edge over Ajax so we have a great game in prospect here. You can still see weaknesses in both teams, but it will be another fantastic result for Frank Lampard.”
Liverpool vs Genk: “I watched the Liverpool game at the weekend. It was a cracking game and end-to-end with drama too. Liverpool are not at their best. People might suggest that once they get going, they will be ruthless, but they are getting away with it currently. The Napoli and Manchester United matches were reality checks, but they could have been two or three down by the time they rescued things at Aston Villa.
“Liverpool have a dramatic amount of games coming up. Mohamed Salah was really average at the weekend, as was Roberto Firmino, so Jurgen Klopp may leave a couple out and change it up. The full-backs will stay the same and you have to leave Sadio Mane in, but Fabinho could also come back in.
“It is normally Firmino who he rests, but I would leave him in with Mane and leave Salah out. He may not like it but it needs to happen. Divock Origi and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain will come in and I think it will be a fairly comfortable night nevertheless for Liverpool.”
Atalanta vs Man City: “Atalanta got battered after taking the lead at the Etihad. Pep Guardiola is not overly happy with his side. He said the possession and patience was good but he wasn’t happy after the victory against Southampton.
“This was partly due to the way Southampton played. City’s defence is all over the place. John Stones is not in control at the moment and it has been a major step back for him. Fernandinho is not a centre-half, but Nicolas Otamendi is back so it should help.
“Pep will want to get this done and dusted as quickly as possible with the Liverpool game on Sunday. Both respective sides will want to get their games over with so they can make preparations for Sunday’s massive clash. Atalanta will attack and this will open the game up for City. It will be tricky to navigate but they will get there.”
Dele Momodu Under Fire After Posting Picture Of Aisha Buhari And Dolapo Osinbajo
A photograph of Aisha Buhari and Dolapo Osinbajo, wives of President and Vice President respectively, have led to controversial tweets between the publisher of Ovation magazine, Dele Momodu, and his teeming Twitter followers.
Mr. Momodu had tweeted a photograph of the two front-line Nigerian women on Monday, noting that he took the photograph while he was drumming up support for their husbands in London towards the 2015 general election that brought in the Buhari presidency.
The publisher had tweeted: “In life, play your part & leave the rest to God.
“The best form of sacrifice is when you do good without expecting rewards.
“I remember this day in London while campaigning for ‘Buhari for President’ with the wives of those who became principal officers…”
The tweet has since generated responses that ranged from commendation to outright condemnation.
Davido might just be ranked Africans wealthiest artiste following revelation made by Nigerian billionaire King Power who took to his Instagram handle to share his intention to sign the DMW boss
The big question is, will Davido accept this mouth watering offer?
A church protocol officer, Victor Duru, 23, has been arrested by the police for allegedly luring his female church members to hotels and taking their nude pictures, which he used to blackmail them into giving him money.
Duru, who is a Madonna University dropout, was said to have blackmailed not only his girlfriends in the church, but also other girls, who were not members of the church, before he was apprehended by the police in Surulere, Lagos State, last Thursday.
One of his girlfriends, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Duru took her nude pictures and those of another of his girlfriends at a hotel in Ijeshatedo at gunpoint.
She added that she had to call the Rapid Response Squad headquarters to report her experience.
It was learnt that Duru, who is based in Oregun, Ikeja, was investigated and discovered to have been using the nude pictures of the victim to blackmail her into giving him money.
He was also alleged to be keeping the nude pictures of other girls, whom he lodged in hotels and his apartment in Ijeshatedo.
A source added that the suspect obtained the nude pictures of the victims at gunpoint with the assistance of an accomplice.
It was gathered that there was a growing suspicion that Duru also laced the drink of another girl with a sleeping drug as the photographs obtained from one of his mobile phones revealed.
Duru, in his confessional statement, stated, “The victim, who reported me was my girlfriend. We are members of the same church. We have been dating for almost two years. We were having breakup issues.
“So, I invited her to a hotel in Ijeshatedo. I excused myself and invited my friend, Frank Obinna, to meet me in the hotel. Obinna and I had planned this together.
“The gun was a toy gun. Obinna entered the hotel room and held the lady at gunpoint. I told her to cooperate and strip naked for Obinna to take her pictures. We took seven different nude shots of her with my phone. I discharged her that day. That was in September.
“By early October, I called her to give me N80,000 or I would post the nude photographs on the Internet. She was only able to offer me N10,000, which she transferred into my brother’s account.
“Last week, Obinna called her again and requested N40,000. She promised to send something. She was a wonderful girl, who had been assisting me before the problem started. On many occasions, she had assisted me financially.”
It was learnt that Duru attempted to escape from custody in handcuffs, while the police were trying to arrest his accomplice, Obinna, in Ijeshatedo.
According to the victim’s statement, she thought Duru’s friend was a waiter when he entered the hotel room.
She said, “He brought out his phone and I asked my boyfriend what was going on, but he slapped me and told me to remove the blanket covering my body.
“I refused. He yanked it off my body and told me to cooperate. I refused again. He asked his friend for the gun, threatening that if I didn’t cooperate, they would waste me.
“His friend took several shots of my nudity. Both of them abandoned me in the hotel room afterwards.
“I asked him almost a week after what he wanted to do with my pictures and he told me that was the beginning.
“The following Saturday, he threatened to post the pictures on the Internet unless I paid N80,000 in order to delete them. I paid N10,000 with a promise to pay the balance later.
“After a week, his friend called and offered me another option of paying him N40,000 and a night out with him. I refused. He threatened that I would hear from them very soon.”
The source noted that some of the ladies, whose nude pictures were found on Duru’s mobile phones, when contacted by the police to come forward as prosecution witnesses, declined.
The suspect, along with some of the exhibits recovered from him, has been transferred to the State Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department, Panti, for further investigation.
The police boss in charge of the state Command, Assistant Inspector-General Zubairu Muazu, asked parents to keep watch over their children and know the kind of company they keep.
Penis stretching refers to using your hands or a device to increase the length or girth of your penis.
Although there’s evidence to suggest that stretching can increase your size, the results are usually minimal. In some cases, they may even be temporary.
Read on to learn more about how penis stretching works, how to set realistic expectations, and safe stretching techniques you can try at home.
How does penis stretching work?
It’s important to remember that much of the evidence around penis stretching is anecdotal.
Stretching exercises
Manual stretching exercises involve using your hand to massage the tissues along the length of your penis. This is intended to stretch the skin and create “micro-tears” in the tissue. The tissues may appear engorged as they heal, making your penis look longer.
Some exercises also claim to increase girth. Girth exercises, such as jelqing, are also centered around tissue massage.
Consistency is key to maintaining either of these purported effects.
Stretching devices
Although researchers have studied penile extension devices, it’s still unclear how well they might work.
Take the penis pump, for example. A penis pump is a cylinder-shaped, air-filled chamber that you attach to your pelvic area. They’re known to produce an immediate erection. Some anecdotes also claim that consistent use can eventually increase your penis length.
Penile traction devices are also popular. The device pulls on your penis to modify its curvature. Traction devices have been used to treat Peyronie’s disease, but more research is needed to determine how effective they really are.
What the research says
Research on penis stretching techniques is limited. None of the studies that have been done point to any one technique as an effective way to permanently lengthen the penis. However, a temporary increase in size may be possible.
One 2010 review reported that men who used the Andropenis stretching device saw an increase in size with extended daily use. Participants used the device for six hours per day over the course of four months. They gained anywhere from 1.8 to 3.1 centimeters (cm) in length.
Much more research is available for traction devices, though not necessarily for increasing penis length:
A 2011 studyTrusted Source found that men who wore traction devices for up to nine hours a day over the course of three months gained up to an inch in length.
A 2013 review of penile traction studiesTrusted Source found that traction devices were most useful for correcting penis curving or deformities, not increasing length.
A 2016 reportTrusted Source also found that traction devices had negligible lengthening effects.
How to stretch safely
There’s no harm in trying stretching exercises. They may help you feel more comfortable with your penis size and appearance.
Stretching exercises
Before you do any manual stretching:
Only do these exercises while you’re flaccid.
Stop if the exercise causes pain or discomfort.
Sit or stand against a wall or table while you’re doing them.
Only do these exercises once or twice a day to avoid injury.
Talk to your doctor if you want to hold these exercises longer or do them more frequently.
To manually stretch your penis:
Grip the head of your penis.
Pull your penis upward, stretching it out for about 10 seconds.
Pull your penis to the left for another 10 seconds, then to the right.
Repeat these steps once or twice a day for about 5 minutes.
Or try this:
Grip the head of your penis.
Pull your penis upward.
Press on the area around the base of your penis at the same time.
Hold this position for about 10 seconds.
Repeat these steps with your penis pulled to the left, applying pressure to the base of your penis on the right side.
Repeat these steps with your penis pulled to the right, applying pressure to the base of your penis on the left side.
Repeat this exercise once a day for up to 2 minutes.
To “jelq” your penis:
Put your index finger and thumb in an O shape.
Place the O-shaped gesture at the base of your penis.
Make the O smaller until you put mild pressure on your penis shaft.
Slowly move your finger and thumb toward the head of your penis until you reach the tip. Reduce the pressure if this feels painful.
Repeat this once per day for about 20 to 30 minutes.
To use a penis pump:
Place your penis inside the air-filled chamber.
Use the pump mechanism to suck the air out of the chamber. This pulls blood into your penis, causing it to become erect.
Attach the included ring or clamp to your penis to keep it erect for up to 30 minutes. It’s safe to have sex or masturbate during this time.
Remove the ring.
To use a traction device:
Insert your penis into the base end of the device.
Secure the head of your penis within the two notches at the opposite end.
Fasten the silicone tube around the shaft of the penis.
Grip the ends of the silicone tube on the bottom of the device and slowly pull your penis outward. Stop pulling if it starts to feel painful or uncomfortable.
Leave the penis in the stretched position for 4 to 6 hours a day.
Potential risks and complications
Being too rough with your penis can cause large tears in the tissues or damage to the ligaments that connect your penis to your body. These injuries can potentially hinder your ability to get or maintain an erection.
When wearing a traction device, follow your doctor’s instructions for how long to wear it. Wearing it any longer can cause injuries that affect penis function.
After using a pump, don’t let the blood stay in your penis for more than 30 minutes. Having an erection for more than a few hours can permanently damage your penis.
Stretching exercises or devices may cause:
itching
minor bruising or discoloration
red spots along the penile shaft
numbness
vein rupture
See your doctor if your symptoms last for more than a couple of days or are severe. Your doctor can assess your symptoms and advise you on any next steps.
When will I see results?
Your results will depend on the approach you take and how consistent you are with use.
Traction devices, for example must be used daily — often for months at a time — in order to achieve any noticeable effects.
Anecdotal reports suggest that using a penis pump can produce much faster results, but there isn’t any research to support this.
It’s also unclear how much time will pass before you see results from manual stretching exercises.
The bottom line
If you have questions or concerns about your penis size, talk to your doctor. They can discuss your options for lengthening and explain how to do so safely.
Learning how your penis responds to stretching and other forms of stimulation may help you feel more comfortable with your body. You may also notice changes in appearance or performance over time.
Be sure to follow any product directions or guidelines provided by your doctor. If performed incorrectly, stretching can result in injury or erectile dysfunction.
Seek immediate medical attention if you experience pain or discomfort while stretching, or if you notice any change in your erectile function.
Saturday sees a blockbuster day of Premier League action with no fewer than eight fixtures taking place across the day.
Six of those kick off at 15.00 (GMT), with Manchester City, Liverpool and Arsenal among the teams in action, and our tipster has picked out a bet from three of the games to create a treble that pays out at over 7/1 (8.0) with bet365.
Manchester City vs Southampton Betting Tips
These two sides met on Tuesday night in the Carabao Cup with Man City prevailing 3-1 at the Etihad Stadium, and it is difficult to see anything other than another dominant performance by the champions.
Things could not be going much worse for Southampton, who offered little against a weakened City team on Tuesday night and are sure to still be reeling from their devastating 9-0 loss at home to Leicester.
Aston Villa vs Liverpool Betting Tips
Both Aston Villa and Liverpool were victorious in the Carabao Cup in midweek and will meet in the quarter-finals of the tournament, but first there is the small matter of this Premier League fixture.
The Reds will back themselves to add another three points to their tally this weekend, but their defensive worries mean the best value for this match comes in the form of both teams to score at 4/5 (1.80).
Indeed, their 5-5 draw with Arsenal on Wednesday night means Liverpool have now conceded in their last six games in all competitions, whilst both teams to score would have paid out in six of Villa’s last seven in all competitions.
West Ham vs Newcastle Betting Tips
West Ham have won just one of their last six Premier League games and face a similarly out-of-form Newcastle side that have picked up a single victory in their last seven.
As well as struggling for points, both teams are finding goals hard to come by, with the Hammers having bagged only six in their last six league fixtures and only 12 all season.
The Magpies have not fared any better, scoring a measly six league goals this campaign, and so the 10/11 (1.91) on under 2.5 strikes looks the way to go at the London Stadium.
Odds correct at the time of writing. Please gamble responsibly.
I had an appointment with a minister about a project we were working on. Man had to ‘dress to kill’; if only to make the minister know I wasn’t one who’s just about the money. I charge high, but I get the job done as explicitly and exquisitely possible; that gives me class.
My flight was scheduled for 2:10pm. I got to the airport some minutes before noon because I needed to avoid any unforeseen ‘delay’. I needed to see the minister by 5pm; those ‘powerful’ people are strenuous to see.
I walked into a restaurant to ‘hang around’ until I needed to board. Seating alone on the right end as I walked in was this lady whose beauty and cuteness couldn’t be hidden, despite the worry on her face. I knew I needed to get around her.
I ordered chicken and an energy drink. For two. I walked away after making the orders to have my seat. I asked if I could sit at her table and she feigned a smile, nodding. I knew something was wrong with her. To get to her, I needed to make her worry mine.
I smiled in response to hers. I took my seat across her thinking about how to get her talking, but pretended to be busy with my phone until the waiter brought my order. I let the waiter put the two trays in front of me. When he left, I slided one to her side of the table. She looked at me and I guess she figured I wasn’t the type you’d push off.
We got talking and in less than 15mins, she was freely talking to me as though we had known for awhile. She confided in me as to what her worry was; her brother was getting married and the one she booked for decorations is coming up with excuses as to why he wouldn’t be available.
I fixed it for her. And of course, all on me. I put a call through to someone I use and she confirmed her availability. I linked them and that settled it. Her smile was full and her cuteness became the more glaring. I wish I could know her better, but I wouldn’t have her feel I did her the favour because I wanted something in return. I did initially, but after helping her, I had to take it off.
She asked for my number so she could call to thank me. I turned it down for a reason I still don’t know. Hard guy? I don’t know. She asked to leave to catch-up with her flight. I bade her goodbye. I left less than 5mins after she left.
Aboard, I needed to visit the aircraft lavatory. Imagine my shock seeing her as I opened the door to leave the lavatory. Without allowing me to process how and why she got there, she pushed me back inside, succeeding it with a kiss.
I had to reciprocate. Her lips were soft and she has really soft and delicate hands. She ‘worked and walked’ her hands through my body until she had it on the ‘man’ down there. A boner was on point. Hers was probably the craziest and most exciting blowing job I ever had. Enjoyed my pleasurable but short ‘ramming’ into her ‘downtown’. Guess that’s her way of saying ‘thank you’.
